cursor by onehundred-vicless-nights 'Cause I'd do anything to hold your hand
Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
empathv:

my edit

hiptonized:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

(Source: unstartling, via n4ckdeep)

jewist:

"When I leave this world, I ain’t owing nobody nothing."
Orange Is the New Black Jenji Kohan

sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

(Source: bunnyhug, via sictransitwhoria)

mychemicaltoast:

*runs into room* YOU TREAT ME JUUST LIIIKE *rips down ceiling fan* ANOOTHER STRAANGERRR *kicks chair* WELL ITS NICE *punches you in the face* TO MEET YOU SIR *knees you in the crotch* I GUESS I’LL GO *snaps your neck* I’LL BEST BE ON MY WAY OUT *walks away with explosion behind me*

(via theironyofchokingonapenis)

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ash-hol3:

How Does It Feel // Citizen

FUCKING YES, YES 👏👏

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